Happy Valentine's Day to you all. Please remember, diamond is not the best way to show love... wood is!

Two years ago I wrote this and it still holds true:
I just heard on the radio that diamonds are the only way to show your love (or something along those lines). That got me thinking - may be wood is better. 
Wood comes in various shapes and sizes - from long and thin to short and stubby. It comes in various colour - black, white, even green. Wood can be smooth and polished or rough around the edges. You can play with the wood - give it a shape; give it a form; squirt and rub all day long. And while you need a mortgage to buy a diamond; you can have multiples of wood all around you.

And this year I will add:
With wood you get to acquire different toys - toys of various sizes, weights, speeds, and stroke. 
So this Valentine's day, forget the diamond; get some good wood! Now who wood like to be my valentine?